Damn...I Shouldn't Have Said That

Tonight I told my aunt and her friend Raquel that I once got so loaded with gin that I jumped off a bed and smacked into a wall.

Not the kind of party story you tell people but severe social drinker that I am, my head was already swimming with the lone glass of red wine with my tongue languidly floating alongside it.

I guess some things you can never really learn even through experience.